Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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