This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
