Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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