i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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