you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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