go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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