Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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