no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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