You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
