all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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