Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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