Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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