Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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