Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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