just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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