Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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