That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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