Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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