theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
