I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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