Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
