apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
