addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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