Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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