Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Randomize
