with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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