It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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