You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
