How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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