so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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