No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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