Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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