My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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