ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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