do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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