I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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