I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.