I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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