Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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