i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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