Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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