I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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