Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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