I hate your face
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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