After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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