My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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