We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
