HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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