"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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