He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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