Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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