So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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